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There Was Another War-related Casualty Today. The French Were Injured When They Tried To Jump On Our Bandwagon.

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Your Preoccupation Should Be On Doing What You Do As Well As You Can.

President Bush Called Arnold To Congratulate Him Today, And After He Got Off The Phone, Arnold Said, 'i Thought My English Was Bad.'

Nike Actually Has A Pair Of Shoes Called Air-turbulence. Try Getting Past Airline Security Wearing Those. Might As Well Call Them Air-osama.