Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.