They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.