They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.