They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

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Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.