They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.