Enjoy The Game. Happy Golf Is Good

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

I've Traveled More Than Any Human Being Who's Ever Lived.

I Always Said That If They Have A Golf Course Like This In Heaven, I Want To Be The Head Pro.

Enjoy The Game. Happy Golf Is Good Golf.

When You Play The Game For Fun, It's Fun. When You Play It For A Living, It's A Game Of Sorrows.