Europe Is Weird Songs That Would Never

The Holy Roman Empire Was Neither Holy Nor Roman Nor An Empire. Discuss.

My Dad Was From Liverpool, And He Picked It Up In The Army. He'd Often Come Out With This Stuff.

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.

I Like My Privacy. I Love Being A Part Of [films], But When I'm Not Doing Stuff, I Like To Go Away. I Enjoy Being A Person, A Great Deal.