Even At The Height Of My Fame,

That's What Children Do - Throw Food. That's Not Fighting. We Were Real Men. We'd Have Chinned Them.

I Don't Recognize Myself In The Players I See Today. There's Only One Who Excites Me, And That Is Thierry Henry. He's Not Just A Great Footballer, He's A Showman, An Entertainer.

Me And A Mate Picked Up Two Darling Birds And They Took Us Back To Their Flat. I Went Into The Bedroom With My Bird And She Started Getting Undressed. I Was That Drunk I Was Standing There Wondering How To Get Undressed Without Letting Go Of The Award. I Went To Sit On The Bed, Missed It By Four Feet And Ended Up Lying On The Floor. I Remember The Bird Looking Down At Me, And Saying, ‘some Player Of The Year.’ Then I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up Still Clutching My Award And Staggered Out Of The Flat. I Hadn’t A Bloody Clue Where I Was.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.