I Spent 90% Of My Money On

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

I Definitely Don't Think That Money Can Buy You Love. It Can Buy You Affection But Certainly Not Love.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

Pain Is Temporary, Glory...lasts Forever!

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?