I Spent 90% Of My Money On

I Definitely Don't Think That Money Can Buy You Love. It Can Buy You Affection But Certainly Not Love.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

Pele Called Me The Greatest Footballer In The World. That Is The Ultimate Salute To My Life.

I Don't Recognize Myself In The Players I See Today. There's Only One Who Excites Me, And That Is Thierry Henry. He's Not Just A Great Footballer, He's A Showman, An Entertainer.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.