He Can't Kick With His Left Foot,

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele

I Was Born With A Great Gift, And Sometimes With That Comes A Destructive Streak.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

You Can't Trust Very Many People.

Don't Die Like I Did.