Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word,

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.