Football Is A Sad Game.

Don't Die Like I Did.

Football Is A Sad Game.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

In 1969 I Gave Up Women And Alcohol - It Was The Worst 20 Minutes Of My Life.

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.