Football Is A Sad Game.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

I Spent A Lot Of Money On Booze, Birds And Fast Cars. The Rest I Just Squandered.

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.