Every Father Expects His Boy To Do

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.