Every Father Expects His Boy To Do

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.