Every Father Expects His Boy To Do

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.