There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.