Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor Is Hard Is Because It's So Crowded.