Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.