Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

None But The Brave Can Live With The Fair.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.