The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.