Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.