Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.