Live So That You Can At Least

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.