Live So That You Can At Least

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.