List Of Funny Work Quotes

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

A Good Rule Of Thumb Is If You've Made It To 35 And Your Job Still Requires You Wear A Nametag, You've Probably Made A Serious Vocational Error.

It Might Be Said That It Is The Ideal Of The Employer To Have Production Without Employees And The Ideal Of The Employee Is To Have Income Without Work.

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

Labor Day Is A Holiday Honoring Those Who Work For A Living. Laborious Day Is A Lesser Known Holiday Honoring Those Who Cannot Stop Talking About Their Work.

You Should Never Protest Outside A Rich Guy's Home During The Day Because He's Not There. He's At Work Grinding The Faces Of The Poor.

The Best Computer Is A Man, And It’s The Only One That Can Be Mass-produced By Unskilled Labor.

There's A Fine Line Between Marketing And Grand Theft.

If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.