Every Fight Is A Food Fight When

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is In My Room.

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"