Every Man Is Ignorant - Just On

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

I Don't Care How Little Your Country Is, You Got A Right To Run It Like You Want To. When The Big Nations Quit Meddling Then The World Will Have Peace.