Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza If

Half Of The People In This Room Are More Dressed Up Than On Any Other Day In The Year, And The Other Half Are More Dressed Down.

It's Much Harder To Play Beloved Than To Play A Rotten Guy. Rotten Guy Is A Piece Of Cake. So Playing A Beloved Person Really Sets A High Bar For Your Behavior And Your Acting And What You Project.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?

All Of Us Kids Ended Up 'doing Mom.' There Are Four Of Us Who've Tried Show Business. Five If You Insist On Counting My Sister The Nun, Who Does Liturgical Dance.

I Don't Want To Be That Guy Mumbling Into His Drink At A Bar.