Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Most Mothers Entering The Labor Market Outside The Home Are Naive. They Stagger Home Each Evening, Holding Mail In Their Teeth, The Cleaning Over Their Arm, A Lamb Chop Defrosting Under Each Armpit, Balancing Two Gallons Of Frozen Milk Between Their Knees, And Expect One Of The Kids To Get The Door.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

I Lost Everything In The Post-natal Depression.

If You Can't Make It Better, You Can Laugh At It.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.