Every Strike Is One Step Closer To

I've Never Heard A Crowd Boo A Homer, But I've Heard Plenty Of Boos After A Strikeout.

Well, The Good Lord And Good Luck Must Have Been With Me Because I Did Exactly What I Said I Was Going To Do.

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery.

Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die.