Every Time We Help An Animal, We

Guys Wake Up At Your Place And They Expect Breakfast. They Don't Eat Bagels And M&m's In The Morning. They Want Things Like Toast. I Say, 'i Don't Have These Recipes.'

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

I Love Being Down At Occupy Wall Street. The Sincerity, The Youth Involvement, The Desire For Better, Is Palpable And Moving. There Is True Caring, Sharing, And Refreshingly Naïve Hope.

Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.