Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both

As A Standup Comedian, I've Worked Almost Every New Year's Eve Of My Adult Life. It's The Best-paying Night Of The Year.

My Ancestors Wandered Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Years Because Even In Biblical Times, Men Would Not Stop To Ask For Directions.

I Love My Parents And They're Wonderful People, But They Were Strict, And I Still Look For Ways To Get Even. When I Got My Own Apartment For The Very First Time And They Came To Stay With Me For The Weekend, I Made Them Stay In Separate Bedrooms.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

Many Animal Rescue Organizations Hit With A Hard-core, Heartbreaking Message. Their Videos And Stories Can Become Difficult For Average People To Watch. By Taking A More Positive, Heartwarming Approach To Animal Rescue, I've Been Able To Engage People And Keep Them Engaged For Years. Instead Of Selling The Agony And Misery - And Sadly, There Is No Shortage Of That - I Start With The Happy Endings. I Work Backwards So The First Message They Get Is Joy And Success Due To Their Involvement. Opening The Mind With Humor And Joy Gets The Rescue Message In That Much Deeper.