Everybody Is A Dumb Blonde At Heart.

I Think It's Ironic That I Fell In Love With A Man I Thought I Would Never Be Interested In Because He's An Athlete. I Was Always, 'an Athlete? Heck No.'

Fried Oreos. What Were We Talking About Before? That's Pregnancy-brain For Ya! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Had Doors Slammed In My Face As A 14-year-old Because My Boobs Were Too Big.

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.

Isn't It Weird That I'm Getting All Emotionable?