Everybody Is Clever, Just In Their Own

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

I Don't Have To Be Careful, I've Got A Gun.

For Some Reason, A Lot Of Hollywood Big Shots Are Curious To See How They'd Be Drawn With Bulging Eyes And No Chin.

No Matter How Good You Are At Something, There's Always About A Million People Better Than You.

When You're As Important As I Am, Getting Your Feelings Hurt By Me Is Almost An Honor.