Everyone Thinks They Can Write A Play;

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

You Get Attached To The Way You Write, And I'm Attached To Notebooks. That's Where I Really Write The Plays. Just Two Or Three Pages At A Time, Then I Transfer To The Typewriter And Rewrite While I Type.

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

Rewriting Is When Writing Really Gets To Be Fun. . . . In Baseball You Only Get Three Swings And You're Out. In Rewriting, You Get Almost As Many Swings As You Want And You Know, Sooner Or Later, You'll Hit The Ball.