Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.