Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

It Is No Disgrace To Be Poor, But It Might As Well Be.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.