You Won't Skid If You Stay In

It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses Out.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.