Everything I Do On Stage, I Made

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.