Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told

Easy Way To Make Someone Sound Less Powerful, Just Put Dj In Front Of Their Name... ..dj Abraham Lincoln

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.

There Is Probably More Invisible Tape Out There Than We Realize.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'