Everything I Think Of Now Is Too

Sarah Palin Has Managed To Use Her Failed Vice Presidential Run To Put Herself In A Position Of Power And Influence. Joe Biden Won The Race And He Hasn't Been Able To Put Himself In A Position Of Power And Influence.

I Came To America, And I Made Good. It's An Old Story, But It Hasn't Been Told In A Long Time. Usually, It's, 'i'm An Immigrant, I Came Here And Got Persecuted.' My Story Is I Came Here, I Worked Hard, And It Worked Out All Right. So It's Still Available.

I Know The Fashion Is That Everything Is Fair Game [for Comedy Material] But I Don't Believe That.

When In Doubt About Who's To Blame. Blame The English.

If It Doesn't Work, At Least It Will Be An Interesting Train Wreck.