When In Doubt About Who's To Blame.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.

Thanks Cows. I Appreciate Your Tastiness.

Now That Healthcare Is Guaranteed, I'm Frying Everything I Eat. Fried Food And Cigarettes.

Equestrian And Sailing Are Sports For People Growing Up On The Mean Streets Of Connecticut.

I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think I'll Be Awesome At It.