Everything's Coming Up Roses - For Me.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.