Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction.

Favoritism Manifests Itself In All Departments Of Government, Public And Private. It Is The Harder To Avoid, Because It Is So Natural.

Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

Death And Taxes Are Inevitable.

Nicknames Stick To People, And The Most Ridiculous Are The Most Adhesive.

Impossible Desires Are The Height Of Unreason.