Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

Basically, Everything I Try To Do Is To Present An Alternative To What Somebody Else Is Doing.

You Toyed With My Heart, Like It Was A Toy Heart. (lisa Simpson)

Your Cable Television Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read Or Talk To Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations, As Years Of Tv Radiation Have Left Your Genitals Withered And Useless.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

Solitude Never Hurt Anyone. Emily Dickinson Lived Alone, And She Wrote Some Of The Most Beautiful Poetry The World Has Ever Known... Then Went Crazy As A Loon." Lisa Simpson