Fate Weaves The Darkness, Which Is Perhaps

Not That I Had Any Special Reason For Hating School. Strange As It May Seem To My Readers, I Was Not Unpopular There. I Was A Modest, Good-humoured Boy. It Is Oxford That Has Made Me Insufferable.

People Are Either Born Hosts Or Born Guests.

The Most Perfect Caricature Is That Which, On A Small Surface, With The Simplest Means, Most Accurately Exaggerates, To The Highest Point, The Peculiarities Of A Human Being, At His Most Characteristic Moment In The Most Beautiful Manner.

It Is Easier To Confess A Defect Than To Claim A Quality.

Nobody Ever Died Of Laughter.