Nobody Ever Died Of Laughter.

People Who Insist On Telling Their Dreams Are Among The Terrors Of The Breakfast Table.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

To Give An Accurate And Exhaustive Account Of That Period Would Need A Far Less Brilliant Pen Than Mine.

You Will Find That The Woman Who Is Really Kind To Dogs Is Always One Who Has Failed To Inspire Sympathy In Men.

There Is Much To Be Said For Failure. It Is More Interesting Than Success.