Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On

Michael Owen Isn't The Tallest Of Lads, But His Height More Than Makes Up For That.

He Reminds Me Of A Completely Different Version Of Robbie Earle.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

It's Sometimes Easier To Defend A One Goal Lead Than A Two Goal Lead.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.