It's Sometimes Easier To Defend A One

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

To Be A Great Game, One Of The Teams Has To Score First.

If Plan A Fails, They Could Always Revert To Plan A.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.