If Plan A Fails, They Could Always

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.

Newcastle Are Absolutely Besotted By Injuries.

Mick Mccarthy Will Have To Replace Cascarino Because He's Quickly Running Out Of Legs.

Fernando Torres Needs To Be Loved On A Regular Basis.

He Reminds Me Of A Completely Different Version Of Robbie Earle.