Figo Is As Important To England As

Mick Mccarthy Will Have To Replace Cascarino Because He's Quickly Running Out Of Legs.

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

When I Lived In Rural Oxfordshire, I Was Walking Home Across A Field When I Stroked A Cow. The Damn Thing Butted Me In The Orchestras.

It's Sometimes Easier To Defend A One Goal Lead Than A Two Goal Lead.