Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers;

Heaven Hears And Pities Hapless Men Like Me, For Sacred Ev'n To Gods Is Misery.

Good Things Don't End In -eum; They End In -mania Or -teria.

There Is Nothing Nobler Or More Admirable Than When Two People Who See Eye To Eye Keep House As Man And Wife, Confounding Their Enemies And Delighting Their Friends.

The Long Historian Of My Country's Woes.

Ah, Good Ol’ Trustworthy Beer. My Love For You Will Never Die.