Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With

Most Of My Teachers When I Grew Up Were Like Older White Women. So, I Couldn't Really Channel Them.

She Broke Up With Me. Didn't Really Tell Me Why. Luckily When You're The Guy, You Can Just Tell People She's Crazy. 'hey, Tom, I Heard You And Lucy Broke Up.' 'yeah, Man. Turns Out, She's Crazy.' That's What They Always Do On Entourage.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

What's Cool About Twitter Is That You Can Make A Joke About Something Very Of-the-moment Or Random That I Wouldn't Be Able To Joke About In Stand-up.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.