Figure Out What To Do, Then Take

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

You're 28, Why Are You Going To Goth Clubs? Do What I Do, Sit At Home & Wait To Die. You Don't Have To Kill Yourself, You're Just Waiting.

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

It's Something I've Always Kicked Around, Not Doing The Ebook But The Rich Man, Poor Man Thing.