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I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.
-Adam Carolla
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I Had Two Thoughts About It. One
Adam Carolla
I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.
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