Fire Truck With Back End On Fire

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam With Dolphins. I Was Like, 'yeah, Of Course. What Distance Are We Talking About From The Dolphins? Because The Last Time I Was In The Ocean, I'm Pretty Sure I Swam With Most Of Them.'

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.