Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.