It Was A Tough School. The Kids

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My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!