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I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

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She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.