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Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!