Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."